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World’s Lamest Super-Weapon Unveiled
By Smaktakula No, It's Nothing This Cool. There’s been much oohing and ahhing over recently-released footage of what purports to be a US Navy laser destroying–eventually–an unmanned boat. This...
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Headlines 04.28.11
By Smaktakula Just the headlines, none of the content. For more Headlines fun, click here and here. Navy panel allows openly gay sailor to continue to serve ~ Sounds noble, but remember–we’re talking...
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How Jeannie Killed Lt. Colonel Nelson’s Career
By Smaktakula With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility. In This Case, The Responsibility To Hit That With A Quickness. Whereas: Col. Tony Nelson is an unmarried career officer in the United States...
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Clarifying Our Position On Gays In The Military
By The Promethean Times Editorial Staff Many Soldiers Have Served Under Gay Commanders With Great Satisfaction. With the repeal of the cowardly “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” now at hand, America is finally...
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Headlines 02.09.12
By Smaktakula We respond to today’s headlines without first reading the stories! Whatever. We’ll Continue To Invest Our Assets In Lottery Tickets. Parenting After Penn State: Can We Trust Coaches with...
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Tardsie’s True-Ass Tales: Memorial Day Edition
By Tardsie And Others Of Us Gave Fuck All. I have never served in the military. Although not a fan of America’s military adventurism over the past half-century, my failure to enlist has less to do with...
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Headlines: 07.23.12
By Smaktakula Who Reads This, Really? That’s An Awful Lot Of Words. In which we’re presumptuous enough to opine on the day’s headlines, but too damn lazy to read the articles. *** 8 Things You Didn’t...
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Best of Headlines Part I
By Smaktakula Howdy, folks. Headlines has always been one of our favorite Promethean Times features, and recently it seems to have picked up popularity with our readers. This wasn’t always the case. It...
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Best of Headlines II
By Smaktakula In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines. We’ll Try Not To Let It Go To Waste. Look, if you want to waste your time reading the articles, more power to you. As for us, the...
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Saluting America’s Forgotten Veterans: The KISS Army
By Smaktakula A Lot Like Mt. Rushmore, If Abe Lincoln Were Able To Puke Up A Bellyful Blood On Command. In the years since the cacophonous guns of the Western Front fell silent on November 11th, 1918,...
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